The tabloids are already predicting that Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp will have an affair on the set of their new film — and apparently, so is his girlfriend. In fact, the actor’s longtime love, Vanessa Paradis, has reportedly ordered him to pull out of the project.

Though Johnny has been spotted shooting “The Tourist” with Angie in Venice, he’ll be replaced in the role if his baby mama has her way. When Vanessa “found out that there was a real long and intense love scene between [Depp] and Jolie,” she freaked, an insider told the New York Post.

“He’s currently trying to [get out of the movie], but I don’t know if he’s succeeded,” the source said. “But he’s trying and they’re talking about replacing him with Brad Pitt or Leonardo DiCaprio.” The former, duh, is Angie’s main squeeze.

Like Brangelina, Johnny and Vanessa (Johnessa?) aren’t married, but they do have two children and have spent 12 years together. Think their relationship will go the way of Brad’s marriage to Jennifer Aniston?

Read more at the San Francisco Examiner