Victoria Beckham Has The Worst Breasts
September 25th, 2007
Those crazy scientists are back at it again. After having discovered who has the sexiest wiggle, their now deciphering who has the sexiest breasts by looking at the numbers. And it turns out Victoria Beckham’s breasts are the worst.
Patrick Mallucci, cosmetic surgeon spent hours looking at photos of topless models, and decided that the best boobs have nipples that point slightly upward, and an upper half just a bit smaller than the bottom half.
In his opinion, the model Caprice has the best breasts.
Dr. Mallucci will present his findings at the first international conference on breast enlargement, being held in London this week. His lecture is titled Concepts in Design for Breast Augmentation.
You would think with all that money the Beckham’s bring in, that Victoria could get some decent fake breasts, but really it wouldnt matter because ALL fake breasts are bad. Breast Implants can not only be bad for the body but they just don’t look good. Â
September 25th, 2007 at 9:56 am
Shall I tell you the real reason why Fucking vicky buckham never smiles? It’s because when she smiles you see wrinkles all over her face. No big deal for us, but when the name is BUCKHAM there is a gonna be a problem, HOUSTON!!
September 25th, 2007 at 9:09 pm
As in all generalities, the statement about fake breasts not looking good is false. Ask any woman who has had breast tissue removed because of cancer. She may have undergone reconstructive surgery, and the result may look really good, amd more important, make her feel whole, and good about herself.
October 1st, 2007 at 8:36 am
let people do as they wish and let them look how they desire, theres no wrong or right..OK????