Katie Holmes Gets An Offer
September 1st, 2007
A controversial, adulterous hookup website wants to “free Katie” from her husband! Mission Impossible … Three!
TMZ has exclusively learned that AshleyMadison.com, an online dating service for married people, has offered the third Mrs. Cruise a free lifetime membership — so she can seek out a “meaningful relationship” and “fill her lonely bed.” Sometimes, a gal needs more than a battery-operated buddy! The site offers complete anonymity to all its members, and claims to have enrolled over 1.4 million wannabe cheaters — including some of Hollywood’s A-listers! Paging Charlie Sheen!
While Katie is used to getting offers she can’t refuse, for once it isn’t from her Scientolohubby! Deprogramming starts … now!
September 3rd, 2007 at 10:58 pm
Dear Katie, you can sill be saved. Leave that scientology Asshole behind and follow your Heart!!