Jessica Alba Award Dedication
August 28th, 2007
Hollywood beauty Jessica Alba has had the last laugh over a boy who turned her down at school - she dedicated her recent Female Hottie award to him.
The stunning actress picked up the award at the annual Teen Choice awards on Sunday night - and was quick to humiliate her unrequited love.
Alba, 24, said: “I would like to dedicate this award to a young man who has been on my mind for the last 19 years: Ross.
“Ross didn’t love me. I was pigeon-toed, I had a sway back, I was slightly cross-eyed, buck-toothed, I sucked my thumb. Look at me now, Ross! Look at me now!”
Man, it would suck to be Ross right now!
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