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Page Six from the New York Post reports:

Jessica Simpson was at an exclusive party on a private yacht after the Vanity Fair party at the Hotel Du Cap Saturday night, but she wasn’t fitting in with fellow guests.
The part-time girlfriend of John Mayer “spent the whole night following Leonardo DiCaprio around like a lost puppy,” said our source. “He just seemed freaked out and kind of ignored her.” Simpson’s rep could not be reached.
Getting dumped by John Mayer and then trying to hook up with Leonardo DiCaprio is like getting fired from a gas station and then deciding to apply at a prestige law firm. Never going to happen.
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Brad Pitt says being a dad is the best thing that has ever happened to him.
The ‘Ocean’s Thirteen’ star - who has four children with partner Angelina Jolie - has spoken of his joy at being a parent.
He said: “The first scan is mind-blowing. I love being a dad - it’s the best thing that ever happened to me.”
Brad and Angelina have three adopted children - two-year-old Zahara, Pax Thien, three, and five-year-old Maddox.
Angelina gave birth to the couple’s daughter Shiloh, who will celebrate her first birthday on Sunday (05.27.07).
I’m sure Brad Pitt is a super father and his kids are lucky to have him! Happy birthday to Shiloh!!
EONLINE Has a great article on the season ending episode of Lost and some answers.

So…whoa. Now you’ve seen it. (And if you haven’t, you shouldn’t be reading this!) Lost’s mind-blowing season ender in which the rattlesnake popped out of the mailbox, the series turned upside-freaking-down and the producers bitchslapped us into a whole new off-the-island era.
Holy. Freaking. Wow. Could that just have been the best episode ever of the entire series? I, for one, have never been more into Lost than as of this moment (a terrifying thought) and loved every single nanosecond of it.
Kate and Jack got off the island, but leaving was a “mistake.” Say whaaaa…?! Jack desperately wants to go back. Say double whaaaa…?! Kate lives in the 310 (LA’s West side) and drives a Volvo? Bonkers!! And we have to wait till February to find out what happens next? Well, that’s just cruel.
Thankfully, in an attempt to quell our postfinale jonesing for answers (I’m shaking like Jack in the pharmacy), my favorite TV mastermind to date (don’t tell Trump) took time out of his busy schedule to tackle some of the fans’ biggest Q’s in a round of False, True or Hell No, I Won’t Tell You and, more importantly, give the official word on why he killed Charlie.
Lost returns in February.
True.
Lost stays on Wednesday nights.
Is there an I Don’t Know category?
The finale’s twist, the flash forward, is something that you’d planned all along, from the very beginning.
Oh, absolutely.
The show will flash forward and flash back from this point onward.
Hell no, I won’t tell you.
You are shooting in Hawaii next season.
Yes. Mostly.
Kate is pregnant.
Hell no, I won’t tell you.
The role of Jacob has been cast.
False.
False? Okay, interesting. People were having all sorts of interpretations of what he looked like.
You do see a guy, but…I’m still sticking to my false.

The “American Idol” triumph of 17-year-old Jordin Sparks drew nearly 6 million fewer viewers than last year’s finale, in the latest sign that U.S. television’s highest-rated show may have finally hit its peak.
According to a final tally from Nielsen Media Research on Thursday, 30.7 million fans watched as the Arizona teenager was crowned the youngest champion at the end of the sixth installment of Fox network’s amateur singing contest.
The Wednesday night total is down 16 percent from the 36.4 million who tuned in to see gray-haired soul crooner Taylor Hicks claim victory at the conclusion of last year’s competition.
For the season as a whole, “American Idol” was down slightly in average overall audience compared with 2006, and off a bit more in ratings for viewers aged 18 to 49, the key young-adult crowd most prized by advertisers.
That marks the first year-to-year decline in the show’s Nielsen numbers since its 2002 inception, despite media hype and Internet buzz this year surrounding two contestants — the racy photos of Antonella Barba and the wacky-haired sensation stirred by Sanjaya Malakar.
Still, “American Idol” remains the most watched U.S. TV series overall, and the most highly rated in the 18-49 category for a fourth straight year, Fox said.
“This is far and away the biggest show on television and will continue to be the biggest show on television,” Fox network spokesman Scott Grogin said. “We’re looking forward to next season.”

Louis Vuitton continue to try and inject some Hollywood-cool into their range by getting actress Scarlett Johansson to do her thing for them again.
The campaign is for the company’s Fall (Autumn)-Winter 2007/2008 campaign and was shot in Los Angeles by Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott.

Anne Heche wants sole custody of her 5-year-old son, saying her estranged husband is a liar who is trying paint her as a bad mother. In a Superior Court declaration filed Monday, Heche, 37, said Coleman Laffoon made “heinous false statements” and was not a proper stay-at-home parent.
When their son, Homer, stays with Laffoon in Los Angeles, he sends the boy to preschool or leaves him with nannies and baby sitters while he “plays pingpong, backgammon and poker and views pornography online,” Heche stated.
NOT PINGPONG AND BACKGAMMON!
“He holds a poker game at his home every Thursday night and allows Homer to participate,” Heche contended.
SOUNDS LIKE A COOL DAD
In court filings this month, Laffoon claimed Heche left Homer in the care of a procession of nannies in her trailer during visits to Vancouver. He also claimed to be the main caregiver for Homer, while Heche said in her documents that the couple have been alternating time with the boy.
Laffoon and Heche were married Sept. 1, 2001. He filed for divorce Feb. 2, citing irreconcilable differences, and is seeking joint custody and more than $30,000 a month in spousal support.
Heche sounds like a real pain in the ass and it would be nice to see a woman pay a man spousal support for once. $30,000 a month seems a little crazy, especially considering Heches career is in the tank.

Lindsay Lohan is getting ready to start work on a new album, which she calls “urban pop.”
“We’ll start in probably June or July and take four months,” the singer-actress tells MTV.com.
Lohan, 20, whose last album was 2005’s A Little More Personal (Raw), is working on the disc with Maverick Records CEO Guy Oseary.
In the meantime, she has been out promoting her movie, Georgia Rule and keeping company with British TV personality Calum Best – not to mention recently topping Maxim magazine’s Hot 100 list.
“It’s really flattering,” she says of the Maxim title, “but it does get kind of awkward.” Yea especially because its not deserved!
Also this chick should NOT BE SINGING.

Here are some more stunning pictures of picture perfect couple Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie at the Eden Roc Hotel leaving to and attending the premiere of Ocean’s 13 at The Cannes Festival in France on Thursday.Good news for Ocean’s Thirteen as positive reviews are rolling on in! Variety reports, “As smooth as a good mojito, as stylish as an Armani suit and as meaningful in the grand scheme of things as yesterday’s Las Vegas betting odds, Ocean’s Thirteen continues the breezy good times of the first two series entries without missing a beat.”
This is going to be one bad ass movie and possibly the best of the bunch. Brad Pitt is still the king of Hollywood.

Cameron Diaz’s new magic man says she is “amazing”.
The ‘Shrek 3′ star recently began dating magician Criss Angel and the illiusionist admits he is completely smitten.
Criss, 39, told People magazine: “Cameron is an amazing person. I’m so honoured to be able to call her my friend.”
While the pair are yet to confirm their romance, friends say they are already very close.
A source said: “I don’t know how to classify them. But she is using the word ‘we’ to mean her and Criss.”

Lindsay Lohan’s 21st birthday party will be sponsored by a vodka company, according to her lawyer.
The actress’ legal representative Mike Heller has revealed Svedka Vodka will be one of the sponsors of Lindsay’s upcoming July birthday bash.
Heller told Us Weekly magazine: “This should be one of the best parties ever.”
However, the star’s representative is not willing to discuss her party plans, saying: “I am unaware of who is sponsoring Lindsay’s birthday, as I am not the one planning it.”
Lindsay - who reaches the landmark age on July 2 - checked into the Wonderland rehab centre in January, to be treated for alcoholism, following an all-night drinking binge at the Golden Globe Awards.
July 2nd in Las Vegas should be one for the books! I mean Lindsay seems to be a professional partier and your 21st birthday is the big one, so you know she’s going to let loose and cause some trouble.

Trouble in the family for Oprah Winfrey! Seems Daddy is coming out with a tell all book about his daughter!…
Apparently Miss.O didn’t know about it!…